I wonder....

Where the hell do I get these stupid ideas from?

Boobs, titties, norks and pendulums.

I wonder what it's like to have big boobs?

All I ever hear about from women with big boobs is how problematic they are. I suspect this is only because they feel sorry for me.

Not sure they should bother.

"Oh, it's really awful. Guys always talk to my boobs and not to my face"

Diddums you silly bitch. Maybe if you didn't wear a low cut top with that massive cleavage they would look somewhere else? Give them a break. Even I cant help looking at that!!!

Then the next statement goes like this...
"I bought this top and its really annoying. It keeps riding down and showing my tits"

That's right chickadee.... it's a low cut top and your large pendulums are going to wiggle around and gravity is in action.

"And then I have to keep pulling it up"
and wiggling your tits???????

Then there is the sleep story...
"Oh, it's so horrible. My tits are so big I wake up in the middle of the night with my tits under my armpit and I am squashing them"

OW! That actually sounds painful.

Then there's the girls with the huge norks that tell me...

"You are so SKINNY! Maybe you should see someone about your anorexia"

Jezzus! I am not anorexic. I love food. I just burn up energy jumping around because I am  not worrying about my tits.

Imagine if I said....
"You are so FAT! Maybe you should see someone about your eating problem"
FARK... I'd go down like a ton of bricks.

So what would I be like with big boobusses?
I have to admit, that it could be kind of fun.
The mind does boggle.